twogointwocomeout:

instaglory:

this vine changed my life

wheres the kid wazowski

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wesker-is-hot:

troybakerrr:

You have a dinner date for seven. What time do you arrive?

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Seven. Am. Case the restaurant. Run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body. Replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.

lavastormsw:

aftertheheartbreak:

amyaugusta:

For the Portal fans out there, I just sharpied my door. No stencils, all hand drawn with black and silver sharpies and a ruler - Imgur

I’m totally going to do this. After college. After I get a house.

Holy shit, that’s AMAZING

dietchola:

this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless

tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

86,785 plays

mayor-malena:

sleepie-crossing:

reilycrossing:

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THIS IS MY FAVORITEST POST

MADE ME CHOKE ON MY BREAKFAST


thefuzzletor:

Inspirational pokemon photos.


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blackfemalepresident:

old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

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droqo:

We are only human, and the gods have fashioned us for love. That is our great glory, and our great tragedy.


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